Nabbed while skipping, so ignore the awkwardness of the poses.

Sigh… No matter what I do, I’m never going to have even remotely small legs. Pain in the arse, really. Because I have short legs it gives me a horribly stumpy look, and even straight-cut jeans are like skinny jeans on me.
Bah humbug.

Trying on the bikini bottoms my mum got me for xmas to see if they’d fit.
Had to take a photo, ‘cause seriously I don’t believe it lol that is NOT my body. I don’t see that, at all, when I look at myself.
Perhaps mother just has a really flattering mirror.

Went out shopping with my little sister today. Was meant to get her clothes for her high school graduation tomorrow, instead we came home with 2 dresses, underwear, and shorts for me, and only shoes for her. Oops.

Tumblr, y u always stuff my pics up??

Before: 65kg, size 10-12NZ/6-8US
After: 54.5kg, size 6-8NZ/2-4US shirt, 8NZ/4US pants

Hadn’t done a side one, so thought I’d chuck one up.
God damn, my posture used to be awful! Thank you, weight lifting, for fixing that!

Some couples like to take cute photos together.

Others like to compare sizes ;)

As said on the last pic: legs, please hurry up and follow suit! Bah humbug.

Is it possible to have a more awkward “before” photo? I don’t think so. Yeesh.
I like that my back flab and bootay have shrunk, now if my legs could kindly follow suit… ;) Might throw up a front/side one when my gut decides to settle and deflate.

Oh, and I found out why I’m wonky! Apparently I walk retarded on my right foot and it’s thrown everything off-kilter. Sadly, I wasn’t told outright how to fix it, just that I should do yoga. However, that’s just my osteo’s advice for EVERYTHING. 

Come on summer, I want my tan back! 

I’ve always considered these to be my “ultimate goal” jeans. The last photo is the last time I wore them, back in 2007 (yes they are the same jeans, my current cam makes them look much darker than they actually are). I’d often look at them and think, hell there is no way I was ever this small (after losing nearly 20kg about 5 years ago and gaining most of it back - kids, don’t starve yourselves!).

7 months ago, I couldn’t pull them past my knees.
5 months ago, I couldn’t get them past my thighs.
3 months ago I could only just get them over my bum, with a lot of wriggling and hopping around.
1 month ago I could do them up, but only just; it was painful to do so. 
Today, I could put them on (6-month-pregnant-looking-bloaty-belly and all) reasonably comfortably, albeit with a serious muffin-top.
New goal? Fit them perfectly, preferably between xmas and new years. 
and get my ridiculous wonky problem sorted out.

Having an off day so thought I’d cheer myself up with a comparison.
I have a wonky something - one side curves a lot more than the other. I had it sorted out years ago - apparently it was because my breathing was out of whack - but it’s done it again and my breathing is normal. I have no idea what has done it, and can’t fork out another $180 to get it looked at :( If anyone can point me in the right direction of how the hell to fix it, it would be greatly appreciated!

And my god I need to get my tan back!

Was showin’ off my pipi-muscles to my mister and he shot this. I’m not entirely sure what I was trying to do with my hand, I think I’m having a stare-down with my fist. Gawd I’m a derp sometimes.

I may or may not like to flex my arms and take photos of them >_> These babies are coming along fast! Have some wicked muscle in my forearms too (what my guy friends charmingly call my ‘wank muscle’ - wut), but it doesn’t want to show up on camera. Does lifting heavy weights bulk you up? No! My arms haven’t been this slim in years. 

Croppin’ off my mug lol. And that mess behind me is my misters, I swear!
Size 6 NZ top (2 US), size 9 NZ (5-6 US?) pants, woo baby! Also, tried on the shorts from my last photo post - no muffin, and not tight across my buns. BOOYA :D